How Parisian Are You?

How Parisian Are You?*
Take This Quiz to Find Out!

Answer the questions a, b, c, or d...then at the bottom, total up your points and see how Parisian you are!

(If you want to answer "none of the above" just pick the best answer out of the possible responses!...geminee-crickets! so picky!!)

When you have your total number, find out how Parisian you are!!

Leave me a message with your score!!

1.) What do the letters VO and VF refer to?
a. The direction you want to take on the Metro
b. Two different types of movies
c. Types of deodorant
d. The initials for the two large grocery stores

2.) What is your favorite condiment on french fries?
a. Ketchup
b. Ranch Dressing
c. Mustard
d. Mayonnaise

3.) How long does it take (on the Metro) to get anywhere in Paris?
a. 15 minutes
b. 25 minutes
c. 35 minutes
d. 45 minutes

4.) When do you use the phrase "Oh la la!" ??
a. When you see a gorgeous guy or girl! (*wink*wink*)
b. When you get a really bad grade on a test
c. When you are hailing a taxi
d. When you are saying hello to someone

5.) Which country is the most fun to make fun of?
a. Belgium
b. Germany
c. Canada
d. England

6.) Of the following, which would you never leave home without?
a. Pen/Pencil
b. Umbrella
c. Chapstick
d. Book

7.) How many berets do you own?
a. 0
b. 1
c. 3
d. Many colors for many different outfits, of course!

8.) Out of the following colors, which color do you own the most of?
a. Yellow
b. Orange
c. Green
d. Black

9.) Where is the best place to kiss your sweetheart?
a. At the Eiffel Tower
b. Walking along the Seine River at night
c. In the Metro
d. In a garden

10.) What religion are you?
a. Muslim
b. Catholic
c. Protestant
d. Jewish

11.) Where do you buy a baguette (the long bread)?
a. Patisserie
b. Traiteur
c. Boulangerie
d. Chacuterie

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Final Score:

Question 1:
a- 1 point
b- 4 points
c- 0 points
d-0 points

Question 2:
a- 0 points
b- 0 points
c-3 points
d-4 points

Question 3:
a-0 points
b-1 point
c-4 points
d-3 points

Question 4:
a-o points
b-3 points
c-0 points
d-0 points

Question 5:
a-4 points
b-3 points
c-1 point
d-1 point

Question 6:
a- 0 points
b- 3 points
c- 1 point
d- 4 points

Question 7:
a- 4 points
b- 1 point
c-0 points
d- -1 point

Question 8:
a-0 points
b-0 points
c-2 points
d-4 points

Question 9:
a-3 points
b-3 points
c-4 points
d-4 points

Question 10:
a-3 points
b-4 points
c-1 point
d-1 point

Questin 11:
a-1 point
b-0 points
c-4 points
d-0 points

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You Are....

"Posh Parisian"
Total Score is between 38-43 points
-You are very Parisian. You may even own a little white poodle. You definitely wear all black all the time, and you rarely talk to other people...because you find them boring, of course. You smell, but you really don't mind because you are a gorgeous Parisian. You have also forgotten to shave (ladies) for a very long time...but, that also doesn't matter because you wear clothes to cover your legs and armpits.

"Smellin' Like a Europ'n"
Total Score is between 30-37 points
-Well, you are either a European or you lied on this quiz! No, you are the person who has traveled to Europe many times, but is definitely an American. You think you are very cultured though and are pretty excited to have scored so high on this quiz! Maybe you majored/are majoring in some intellectual subject in college like Literature, Art History, or maybe even French. You like to eat Grey-Poupon Mustard because you liked the commercials...and you own at least one beret...even though you probably don't wear it...

"Perplexed Rex"
Total Score is between 19-29 points
-It's for sure...You are either a really weird American...or a really weird European. You were often the outcast in your group of friends (if you were lucky enough to have any friends) You sometimes wore pajamas with little frogs on them to school because you thought they were cool. You like to eat Ranch Dressing on everything...even pancakes! And, sometimes, you just walk around aimlessly because you really don't remember where you were going in the first place...But, it's for sure that you are one confused little puppy!

"Americana-Wannabe"
Total Score is between 11-20 points
-You're pretty American, but have stepped out of your box once or twice to see the sun. Your favorite food is that big piece of meat that they sell at the State Fair. You once entered your pig, Myrtle, as your 4H project. Anyways, you probably like to travel to other cities for a different dining cuisine atmosphere...for example, trying the Perkins of the next suburb over. Well, either way, you are definitely an American with a little spice to ya!

"Ma & Pa Kettle's Kid"
Total Score is between 2-10 points
-Have you ever even ventured out of your state?! You live in America, wear red, white and blue clothes... and consider the Fourth of July your favorite holiday...because of the free candy at the parades, of course! Your favorite leisure activity is playing bridge although you rarely win... You enjoy a good bluegrass twang band and your favorite movie is The Land Before Time X: The Great Longneck Migration.



*Quiz created, written, and published by Miss Megan Ann Rapp, age 21. (Megan scored a 28)